A recent photo of Russel Crowe has been released, or should I say Eddie Guerrero?

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It would seem that Guerrero and Russel Crowe look much alike. As a part of an acting project Crowe has been acting as a professional wrestler, explaining why Guerreo has no Australian accent but a Mexican accent. Crowes violent outburts could be explained by taking too much steriods and being emitionally imbalanced.

But when Crowe's alien fans, Kodos and Kang, found out about Crowe's double life, they demanded at once for him to stop being Guerrero and to concentrate on making more movies, or else they would destroy the Earth's capital.

Thats right, Eddie Guerrero isn't dead, he's Russel Crowe.
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