Eve of the Apocalypse: Twilight

This is a forum for everyone to fantasize about how awesome EotA is.

If I was to imagine myself doing anything, it'd probably be someone like Lucy Liu, or Jessica Alba. Simply because their hot. But since that is almost a hundred percent out of the question, the next best thing would be arson, or just sex period.

Since I'm not doing either at the moment, I'd love to be doing EotA. EotA's awesome. I love EotA.

I've decided to name my first born kid EotA.

Bet you believed me. Good on you, but you're fucking wrong, my first kid's name is Julio (Hoo-lee-oh).

Or is it?

I shouldn't be allowed to have kids. For all your sakes.

Ion wrote:I shouldn't be allowed to have kids. For the human race's sake.

Fixed.

Ion, don't be so destructive about yourself ~~. I like you (and I would like to get to know your kids... bet they will be me in argumentations).

-Ham

Seriously, you should meet Roxy. She's so awesome, the world would explode. But can you imagine little Ion's running around? The world governments would crumble under their infallible logic, which they'd have from birth, of course. Just stay on his good side, that's all I can say.

I wish the governments would fall to Ion ~~ as long as he doesn't turn it into a dictatorship... Well, he should make a law that everyone has to play EotA (and you can never take back that law) and resign. Then I could accept a short dicatorship... as long as that is worldwide ^^.

-Ham

It's like pheonix touch, except the Blazing Priest is ion, and the pheonixes are miniature ions.
You should teach them how to kaboom, just like the pheonix touch minions.

PT has a problem: it needs corpses. And we don't want Ion to go mass-murdering or grave-robbing, right? Maybe make Ion the High Oracle (would fit... he is omniscient) and the mini-Ions would equal the Nemesis Elementals...burning anyone to death when they talk useless BS...

-Ham

Hammel wrote:PT has a problem: it needs corpses. And we don't want Ion to go mass-murdering or grave-robbing, right?

He could always just hang around isreal or iraq.

DarnYak

If there was anything in this world I could make explode, it would be that FUCKING wasp that FUCKING stung me today.

I hate wasps.

And I hate snakes.

Snakes on a Plane changed my life. I've now turned away from my former angry, psychopathic self to lead a life of retribution and cleansing in the name of the good Lord Yak.

I've decided to call my crusade "Snakes on a Fucking Stake".

Why stake? Because stakes are used to kill Vampires. And I hate Vampire almost as much as I hate Snakes. But sadly you can't carry a crate of vampires onto a plane, then have a timed-button release them all into the plane, 'cause that wouldn't be scary.

Infact that'd be down right stupid.

But Snakes, fuck Snakes. I hate Snakes. All Snakes should die. That's what my crusade is for: to purge the world of the ugliest, stupidest, most retarded creature ever concepted by the Flying Sphegetti Monster (who rules the world from his humble abode in the land of the Philly Cheese Steak).

So I'm going to march around the world with a sawed-off shotgun and just blast the shit out of snakes. Why? So they don't find their way onto a plane and bit your nipples while you're having sex in the bathroom, or come out of your oxygen dispensers and bit your face, or eat your dog, then eat some annoying bitchy ass buisnessman 'cause he's a queer.

Or get fucked over by Samuel L. Jackson because Samuel L. Jackson kicks so much ass. He's so black he makes the word "darkness" obselete because all you have to use is "SAMUEL L!" and people will know what you're trying to say. [eg. "Man, it's so fucking dark in here" <-- WRONG "Holy shit it's like fuckin' Sammy L. in here!" <-- HELLZ YEAH)

By the way, if you haven't seen Snakes on a Plane, the above might contain spoilers.

Preceed with caution. I'm so witty.

You've seen too many bad movies, right? Maybe you should watch "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" one day (or whatever it is called in english)...

-Ham

Thats the one Ham.

And Ion, definelty name your kids Taco Terrorist Lastname and Toxik Kixot Lastname.

I'm going to name my kid Optimus Prime!

As you speak of Optimus Prime: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

--> Watch this movie.

-Ham

I've seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, and it changed my life in ways only killer fruits who think they are vegetables can. Truly amazing. You can blame all bad movies on me, since I'm the guy who keeps buying them, thus allowing the industry to flourish.

And I've got the Ultimate Showdown on a CD in my car. You can't out cool me, don't even try.

I'm calling my kid Isosceles.

Strychnyne wrote:I'm calling my kid Isosceles.

What does that mean? Don't know the word.

-Ham

i‧sos‧ce‧les  /aɪˈsɒsəˌliz/ Pronunciation Key
Pronunciation[ahy-sos-uh-leez]
–adjective
(of a straight-sided plane figure) having two sides equal: an isosceles triangle; an isosceles trapezoid.

If I had a kid I'd name him Leeroy.

Reborn

What does that mean? Don't know the word.

I didn't ether, had to wikipedia it, French FTL :p

Its a kind of triangle, the one with 2 sides/angles being the same.

If I ever have kids (lol) I would name mine Lord Yak.

Just imagine school ;p

You are worse than the celebrities...

-Ham

Strychnyne wrote:And I've got the Ultimate Showdown on a CD in my car. You can't out cool me, don't even try.

I have it on CD too, I play it really loud when I do my homework and my sister is pissing me off.

Well its clear that all children will be named Leeroy Jenkins Jr. if the WoW whores can get off of WoW and get some fucking women.


Just to make this not spam, umm EotA ftw?

Eota ftnv... for the new version ^^. Well, Yak, take your time, would just be nice to have at least a new test till the 15th with loads of stuff fixed.

-Ham