Eve of the Apocalypse: Twilight

then, e for event

than, a for assocation

I am going to make sure that by the time my existence on the physical plane is over I will have extracted the minute that it took for me to read your post, write my response, and then submit my response. The pain will be excruciatingly terrible and for your sake I hope you suffer an untimely death before I find and annihilate you.

This will be video-taped and sold in hi-def, either on DVD or Blu-Ray. All funds will go to the relatives of the people who witnessed the unspeakable horrors that befell you in hopes that they some day return to sanity.

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