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#1 Post by Perhaps »

Sex is only free
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n four countries.
Those countries where rape is legal

Consensual sex is only a legal form of prostitution.
How so...? To get a woman to mutually agree, you need to do activities that have expenses to be made to get that mutual sex you seek as "free". Since it costs money to get the sex, it's prostitution.

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You make it sound like all women find sex to be a terrible experience and will only have sex if given enough(time/money). While this may be somewhat true in most situations, some women are the complete opposite aka whores/sluts/liberated women/whatever you would like to call them and they don't need much help along except for maybe a beer or two.

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Perhaps wrote:Sex is only free
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n four countries.
Those countries where rape is legal

Consensual sex is only a legal form of prostitution.
How so...? To get a woman to mutually agree, you need to do activities that have expenses to be made to get that mutual sex you seek as "free". Since it costs money to get the sex, it's prostitution.

DISCUSS IT YOU MAG LIGHTS!
I am sorry, but you sound like one of those bull-dikes that just want all women to avoid having sex with a man, because that isn't how they got into this world at all.
Line 'em up.
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I don't think Perhaps is ever going to get laid.
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    "So and so won't get laid" is a diversional tactic to disaccept one-self's lack of ability to do such. I'm sorry you can't bro... Maybe someday.

    I'd like to say the cheapest sex I've had was with a girlfriend (now ex), that which was 5 bucks in gas for the drive and a condom. I think it's the reason some guys get in bad relationships is for the easier/cheaper sex. Would have been cheaper if she drove to me, and she just took it up the ass.
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All the posts you've made about anime totally discredit anything you say about sex.
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Perhaps wrote:    "So and so won't get laid" is a diversional tactic to disaccept one-self's lack of ability to do such. I'm sorry you can't bro... Maybe someday.

    I'd like to say the cheapest sex I've had was with a girlfriend (now ex), that which was 5 bucks in gas for the drive and a condom. I think it's the reason some guys get in bad relationships is for the easier/cheaper sex. Would have been cheaper if she drove to me, and she just took it up the ass.
You've just proved my point, thanks.
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What point? I have an idea what you will say after this... So I'll ask again... What point?
AnAngryBearDoctor wrote:All the posts you've made about anime totally discredit anything you say about sex.
    Oh yeah, I'd like to point out my brother is by far more extreme, that is on the level of collects toys, and is older. Has had a wife, and now has a girlfriend. Hobbies are hobbies, I know of even guys who do stamp collecting that get sex... About half of the chicks I nailed know I like anime, I just don't talk to it to them about it. The other part don't, or I wasn't into such at the time. Chicks who don't find it acceptable, well simple... They don't have to know. The fact that you don't display knowing such, shows your lack or no experience.
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#9 Post by AnAngryBearDoctor »

You just
So and so won't get laid" is a diversional tactic to disaccept one-self's lack of ability to do such. I'm sorry you can't bro... Maybe someday.
You're implying he won't get laid when you just said saying that a person won't get laid is a diversion of one's inability to accept he won't in fact get laid
I thought you were smarter than this.
I'm not going to bother reeditting this post to reflect a comeback to what you just said.
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#10 Post by Perhaps »

I didn't say you directly. That's for you to apply or not on your own. You seem very acceptable to it, but that's not for me to concern.
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Perhaps wrote:Oh yeah, I'd like to point out my brother is by far more extreme, that is on the level of collects toys, and is older. Has had a wife, and now has a girlfriend. Hobbies are hobbies, I know of even guys who do stamp collecting that get sex... About half of the chicks I nailed know I like anime, I just don't talk to it to them about it. The other part don't, or I wasn't into such at the time. Chicks who don't find it acceptable, well simple... They don't have to know. The fact that you don't display knowing such, shows your lack or no experience.
The fact that you continually bring up sex just makes me doubt anything you say. It makes you seem like a 13 year old kid fresh into puberty who can't just shut up, or someone who's just convinced that if he brings it into a conversation enough it'll make him seem cool on the internet to complete strangers.
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Nah, I think he knows a lot of fat nerdy asian chicks that like anime and will screw any other guy that likes anime as well. No offense to the fat nerdy asian chicks.
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#13 Post by AnAngryBearDoctor »

So, Perhaps, are you asian?
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When all else fails talk about sex

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I can think of so many bad endings to that...from minor injury to purposeful agony inflicting to death...So many possible deaths, from a trench spike in their car, to a brother with a tank...some are only remotely possible.
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#16 Post by Storamin »

gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen

seriously? I have known many guys who have had weird hobbies, and in truthfulness were pretty weird guys, but they can lay the game. it's all about laying the game and what you show them.

How about less hatin on each others game and working more to help a fellow man out. so what if he cant get laid, if you're so good at getting laid why dont u tell him a few secrets.

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Have self confidence... but don't be arrogant.
Flirt with her by making fun of her... this is an acquired act.
Make her think that when she is with you, she's gonna have fun and that you are a fun person. Make her want to spend her precious time with you.
Never drink more than her, and never drink less than her.

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#17 Post by Soulbourne »

About tip four...what if after 3 small sips your completely drunk to the extent of consciousness? I don't think you want to drink the same then...
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#18 Post by AnAngryBearDoctor »

Soul, stop trying to be witty/funny. Your making me depressed.
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Soulbourne wrote:About tip four...what if after 3 small sips your completely drunk to the extent of consciousness? I don't think you want to drink the same then...
if said girl can drink you under the table... shes probably too fat.

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Right....
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Soulbourne wrote:Right....
they were tips... not everyone will fit into them. if you can't drink then switch your style up and change the tip so it fits you.

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How bout ask 3rd world military specialists you know who can perform banned brainwashing procedures?
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Soulbourne wrote:How bout ask 3rd world military specialists you know who can perform banned brainwashing procedures?
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Ya, didn't think blue caught on here....

But I was as serious as possible, considering the likelihood of knowing those specialists...
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#25 Post by Discombobulator »

I know one, actually.

He doesn't do waterboarding, though. He's the guy that tries to get people to talk through his sharp wit and the occasional threat of torture, nothing more.
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