They're always ready, for every game, and always typical!
"I wasn't trying."
"My teammate sucked"
"This game is rigged"
"You hacked"
"I don't play this all day, like you do"
For the love of something of powerful essence could someone be more original with their excuses? Like "I had blue balls, so I couldn't concentrate; I had to go masturbate." I'd be more believing to that than the typical systematic/automatic excuses.
List the typical excuses I missed! Also, come up with an original excuse, for a refreshing sensation of new! Perhaps, just talk about excuses period, or the worst excuse you've come across, excuse stories... THE TOPIC IS EXCUSES, DON'T GIVE ME EXCUSES WHY YOU CAN'T DISCUSS IT, MAYBE UNLESS PERHAPS YOU'RE DISGUSTED WITH THE POOR PUN.
EXCUSES!
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Re: EXCUSES!
So what's your excuse of not being funny?Perhaps wrote:They're always ready, for every game, and always typical!
"I wasn't trying."
"My teammate sucked"
"This game is rigged"
"You hacked"
"I don't play this all day, like you do"
For the love of something of powerful essence could someone be more original with their excuses? Like "I had blue balls, so I couldn't concentrate; I had to go masturbate." I'd be more believing to that than the typical systematic/automatic excuses.
List the typical excuses I missed! Also, come up with an original excuse, for a refreshing sensation of new! Perhaps, just talk about excuses period, or the worst excuse you've come across, excuse stories... THE TOPIC IS EXCUSES, DON'T GIVE ME EXCUSES WHY YOU CAN'T DISCUSS IT, MAYBE UNLESS PERHAPS YOU'RE DISGUSTED WITH THE POOR PUN.
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Re: EXCUSES!
God help me this is the first time this forum has made me laugh.Storamin wrote:So what's your excuse of not being funny?
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What an assumption whore, you think you know what I'm after, that's funny.
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Re: EXCUSES!
Hmm, original excuse...
"My mind had to take the dog for a walk"
"Sorry, I went to school recently"
"Alexander was chewing on my leg all game..."
"Your all in top 20 of ranked players...we're noobs"
"I like pie to much to concentrate on it...mmmmm, pie...."
Any of those good?
"My mind had to take the dog for a walk"
"Sorry, I went to school recently"
"Alexander was chewing on my leg all game..."
"Your all in top 20 of ranked players...we're noobs"
"I like pie to much to concentrate on it...mmmmm, pie...."
Any of those good?
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Re: EXCUSES!
"I forgot my code."
"Hey this isn't DOTA..." <--- Favorite when I was playing on West once.
"Hey this isn't DOTA..." <--- Favorite when I was playing on West once.
Re: EXCUSES!
The Typical,
"Ascendant is rigged."
"I'm back, what's happening?"
"I'm back, we still winning?"
"I saw a firelord then there was only darkness."
The Atypical,
"I realised that life is pointless and games furthermore, I'm going to go slit my wrists."
" 'I crushed my mouse and keyboard with a moose antler for their conspiring ways.' " (He phoned his friend in the game to type it.)
"0110101101010110101111010110100010010011101000100100100100101011001001001001" (No I didn't bother translating it.)
"Which hero tavern can we choose from?"
"What is 'gold'."
"Ascendant is rigged."
"I'm back, what's happening?"
"I'm back, we still winning?"
"I saw a firelord then there was only darkness."
The Atypical,
"I realised that life is pointless and games furthermore, I'm going to go slit my wrists."
" 'I crushed my mouse and keyboard with a moose antler for their conspiring ways.' " (He phoned his friend in the game to type it.)
"0110101101010110101111010110100010010011101000100100100100101011001001001001" (No I didn't bother translating it.)
"Which hero tavern can we choose from?"
"What is 'gold'."
I've been told that, with major surgery, I can become a preeetty good combination doorstep and draft excluder.
I feel...zomg.
"Stop getting up at night, just pee in your closet, it's that easy!" - Billy May
I feel...zomg.
"Stop getting up at night, just pee in your closet, it's that easy!" - Billy May
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Re: EXCUSES!
This is what I found out for the binary translsation:
kV½h“¢I+$
Strange, eh?
kV½h“¢I+$
Strange, eh?
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Re: EXCUSES!
Must be a computer in-joke.Soulbourne wrote:This is what I found out for the binary translsation:
kV½h“¢I+$
Strange, eh?
I've been told that, with major surgery, I can become a preeetty good combination doorstep and draft excluder.
I feel...zomg.
"Stop getting up at night, just pee in your closet, it's that easy!" - Billy May
I feel...zomg.
"Stop getting up at night, just pee in your closet, it's that easy!" - Billy May