Eve of the Apocalypse: Twilight

Okay, so I leave to go to a football game, I leave Team Speak on. I even joined the 'afk' channel. I come back about 2 and a half hours later to find I've been IP Banned for no reason.
tl;dr
I got banned for being afk in the afk channel.

One reason that you were banned, because is that almost every minute you would get off and get back on. The spam was very annoying to every one that was on.

Maybe next time you read your fucking teamspeak, and you will get your fucking reason, and how long you are banned for, I will unban your ass at 8 pm eastern and then you can come back on. This will be your probationary period, in this period you get one more warning, which will be a 1 hour ban, then after that it will be a permanent ban, I'm sorry but it has to be this way. If you are going to go afk just leave teamspeak and come back when you get back to your computer. Do not say you left for two and a half hours, because me, pool, strych, and gen had to hear 10 times member joined, member left, member joined, on and on and on.

Ok, the reason that showed up for me being banned was (24 time ban). I think the reason I would rejoin and quit over and over again is because I had auto-rejoin on, for when I'm playing games like Team Fortress 2 and I disconnect from Teamspeak but not the game (You can't minimize TF2 without having to shut it down).
I wasn't trying to piss you guys off or anything.

No, I specifically remember the reason. It was for on and offing.

No, it said
You were kicked by Poolman756 (24 time ban)
Not the exact quote, but it deffinately did not say ip banned for on and offing
edit: Does this 'probationary peroid' ever end?

No it doesn't. And it fucking said you were on and offing because I made a joke to pool what in the hell on and offing was so dont talk back. I know what I saw and it would make your probationary period go by much better if you would just agree, shut up and resume what you are doing.

Are you sure that pool banned me before you did and then you IP banned me for on and offing that?

Well I didnt ban you, only pool did, so I know what the reason was.

You're welcome.

Thanks pool.

I love how the probationary period never ends...

I have to say I disagree. I think it makes a lot of sense for a probationary peroid to never end. A felon's probationary peroid ends, but this is obviously much more serious!

Technically it doesnt. If a felon goes to get a job, the felony haunts him, just as it does if he commits another crime.

This will come up on your background check the next time you try to join a clan, W00tz.

So much for joining Clan TDA then ;_;

They don't accept noobs like you anyway, so its ok.

Atleast being rejected won't be as embarrasing then

Who cares, TS sucks anyways. Vent is way better.

Vent looks horrible and TS doesn't.
Not only that but 95% of the time Vent's voice quality is shit