Eve of the Apocalypse: Twilight

Audio, what do you Audio with? I mean, likes Winamp or Media player. What is your pick of venom that which is the tool that emulates sound via compilation of sine wave data, pulsed in the form of energy, pulsing da speakers, shaking the wind that beats upon thou ear drum, pulsing upon those neurons.

Not sure about the rest, but, uh.... WinAmp.
Penis.

VLC is pretty good with all types of video, not very user friendly though.

This is actually a good time to bring this topic up. See, I was an idiot and initially had the majority of my music files saved as RealMedia files. I need to find a good converter to change them all into MP3's. At the moment I can only listen to about 1/3 of my music files.

If all else fails, I'm betting you can burn them to a virtual drive/disc and rip them to mp3. Might lose some quality there, though. Other than that... Audacity, maybe?

Also, the name of this topic still makes me lol. Sounds D&Dish, but also [cr|h]ackerish. "I'm going to cast a level 3 Program of Listening on your IP address!"
Penis.

Winamp for music. Media player classic for everything else. It rocks, and with the right codecs (K-lite codec pack) it opens literally everything.

If we're gong to state both video and audio. I play music with Foobar2000, lot's of awesome features, great interface, stable, and has very little memory usage.
Foobar2000

As far as video, I use "Combined Community Codecs Pack," which covers all kinds of video, it uses Windows Media Player Classic and Zoom Player, I prefer Zoom Player of the two. CCCP hasn't failed for any of video files I've tried to play, stable, reliable site for downloading, and would probably one of the first to support a new encoding.
CCCP

And to Ocean.dll, have you tried this?