I hate Pandora
Posted: June 20th, 2007, 1:41 pm
Usually it has decent suggestions for me, and sometimes I even find new bands to enjoy. But recently the suggestions have been horrible for my main station, and today it reached a breaking point.
It played "Jericho" by Hilary Duff.
Seriously.
"HMMMM", I thought to myself, "I wonder what similarities 30 Seconds to Mars, Cake, Coheed & Cambria, Machine Supremacy, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, and Wolfmother could possibly share with an artist as high-caliber as Hilary Duff?"
So, I clicked "Why did you play this song?", and was shocked to see... my new signature.
Let this be a warning. If you like metal, do not use Pandora. It will lull you into a false sense of security, only to ambush your eardrums when they least expect it. It will leave only barren destruction in its wake. It will pillage your brain. It's like Godzilla x 1000. I think what I'm trying to say is, my ears have been raped.
It played "Jericho" by Hilary Duff.
Seriously.
"HMMMM", I thought to myself, "I wonder what similarities 30 Seconds to Mars, Cake, Coheed & Cambria, Machine Supremacy, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, and Wolfmother could possibly share with an artist as high-caliber as Hilary Duff?"
So, I clicked "Why did you play this song?", and was shocked to see... my new signature.
Let this be a warning. If you like metal, do not use Pandora. It will lull you into a false sense of security, only to ambush your eardrums when they least expect it. It will leave only barren destruction in its wake. It will pillage your brain. It's like Godzilla x 1000. I think what I'm trying to say is, my ears have been raped.