I hate Pandora

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I hate Pandora

#1 Post by Kibiyama »

Usually it has decent suggestions for me, and sometimes I even find new bands to enjoy. But recently the suggestions have been horrible for my main station, and today it reached a breaking point.

It played "Jericho" by Hilary Duff.

Seriously.

"HMMMM", I thought to myself, "I wonder what similarities 30 Seconds to Mars, Cake, Coheed & Cambria, Machine Supremacy, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, and Wolfmother could possibly share with an artist as high-caliber as Hilary Duff?"

So, I clicked "Why did you play this song?", and was shocked to see... my new signature.

Let this be a warning. If you like metal, do not use Pandora. It will lull you into a false sense of security, only to ambush your eardrums when they least expect it. It will leave only barren destruction in its wake. It will pillage your brain. It's like Godzilla x 1000. I think what I'm trying to say is, my ears have been raped.
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Pandora thinks your gay.
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#3 Post by BoBoTheBum »

Pandora sucks. Instead, cut yourself.
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#4 Post by Kibiyama »

BoBoTheBum wrote:Pandora sucks. Instead, cut yourself.
Good idea.

I shall commence excavation of the contents of my wrists.
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#5 Post by Tehw00tz »

Maybe Pandora will start playing Hawthorne Heights for you.
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#6 Post by Storamin »

Tehw00tz wrote:Maybe Pandora will start playing Hawthorne Heights for you.
you got a problem with hawthorne heights?

keep in mind your signature... and your obviously gay posts.

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#7 Post by Tehw00tz »

Hawthorne Heights is pretty emo. I don't see how my posts are any gayer than yours and slowpoke is the shit.
stop trolling.
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