DarnYak withdraws from society...

[DarnYak]

Peculiarly secretive...

[Kalrithus]

No don't do it! IT'S A TRAP!!!

[Dekar]

DarnYak looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!
DarnYak has claimed the Butcher Shop!
Shortling was struck down by DarnYak!
DarnYak works with menacing fury!
DarnYak created BroiledPrinces, a penguin bone statue!

This is a penguin bone statue. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.
It menaces with spikes of penguin bone.
On the item is an image of Shortling the Penguin and DarnYak the Yak in leather. The animals are laboring. The artwork relates to the foundation of Exodus by DarnYak in the early spring of 2005.

[DarnYak]

DarnYak has begun a mysterious construction!

[Sparda963]

[Luftwaffles]

nigga please

[Tehw00tz]

nigga please

[BustroQuick]

nigga please

[Kalrithus]

Yakkity Yak, don't talk back

[DarnYak]

So I'm going to say that the next version will have a pretty cool new feature (although arguably a complete waste of time). I won't be announcing what it is because I it will detract from the surprise. However I was pretty excited to get it working, thus the reason for this thread. Feel free to use this thread to speculate.

DarnYak

[Dekar]

You can order your workers to dig a fortress into Stormwail Mountain.

An easteregg for the poor, pro Euros who keep testing/playing with you at 3 in the night with 5 seconds lag.

[Dekar]

9 fel orc heroes!

[Tehw00tz]

9 fel orc heroes!

One of which being Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City.

[DarnYak]

That doesn't even make sense, you said Arachnus was on the undead team.

DarnYak

[Sparda963]

Will you be putting gron in to steam his revenge?!?!?!

[Tehw00tz]

That doesn't even make sense, you said Arachnus was on the undead team.

DarnYak

Yeah, but the Orcs suck. They need someone like Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City, on their side to win.

[BustroQuick]

i think you should put in a spider team

[Luftwaffles]

fuck your gay spider wootz put in gron for the sake of all orcs. let me remind u how well he meshes with the eota concept, like butter on toast:

Gron Hellblade

After being killed at the battle of Mount Hyjail? Gron was resurrected by a dark Necromancer to serve to Fel Horde in their latter campaigns. Now he serves only to seek out the man who ended his life: a Paladin of the Silver Hand. Gron will stop at nothing until he steams his revenge. Driven by madness and hate, he often charges into the foremost lines of battle, caring only enough to satiate his thrust for vengeance through ending other lives. Though this partially steams the ravenous tantrum, his lust will never fully cure until his death own becomes vindicated by the life of the one who slew him.

Yes, I know. But that is different from Gron Hellblade. DarnYak has modeled several heroes off of Warcraft 3, I don't see how it's any worse if I do.

Plus, its a name. Not a concept or anything.

You wish you could do this. He wasn't even trying. I want to play as Gron and find that fucking Paladin and GET MY VENGEANCE.

[Kalrithus]

comedic gold, whyever did he get banned?!

[jamn455]

fuck your gay spider wootz put in gron for the sake of all orcs. let me remind u how well he meshes with the eota concept, like butter on toast:

Gron Hellblade

After being killed at the battle of Mount Hyjail? Gron was resurrected by a dark Necromancer to serve to Fel Horde in their latter campaigns. Now he serves only to seek out the man who ended his life: a Paladin of the Silver Hand. Gron will stop at nothing until he steams his revenge. Driven by madness and hate, he often charges into the foremost lines of battle, caring only enough to satiate his thrust for vengeance through ending other lives. Though this partially steams the ravenous tantrum, his lust will never fully cure until his death own becomes vindicated by the life of the one who slew him.

Yes, I know. But that is different from Gron Hellblade. DarnYak has modeled several heroes off of Warcraft 3, I don't see how it's any worse if I do.

Plus, its a name. Not a concept or anything.

You wish you could do this. He wasn't even trying. I want to play as Gron and find that fucking Paladin and GET MY VENGEANCE.

Fuck you, I spent a ton of time writing the lore of Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City, and I even though I enjoy the hard work that went into Gron Hellblade, and the fact that Gron Hellblade has a better lore than every hero other than Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City, I feel that Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City, would be much easier to implement into the game since many of his skills have gone through professional illustration. And if I hear that Yak has ideas of putting Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City, into the game, I may even think about illustrating the last couple of spells.

Plus, Gron has waited this long to steam his revenge, I am sure he can ease off of his lust and ravenous tantrum if it means he gets the opportunity to join the team of the ever popular Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City. Yes, that means he could join the Fel Orcs, but I need a bit of time to think of how to write a proper tie in for the lore.

Oh and Ion, Gron doesn't want to get his vengeance, he wants to steam his revenge.

[Tehw00tz]

You did NOT just call Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City, a gay spider.

[DarnYak]

comedic gold, whyever did he get banned?!

Too many forum mods failed to see the potential and I got sick of constantly fighting to protect him. Tragic really, this forum needs some quality fueding.

You did NOT just call Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City, a gay spider.

It could be appropriate. Plus he plays the piano.

DarnYak

[Tehw00tz]

Too many forum mods failed to see the potential and I got sick of constantly fighting to protect him. Tragic really, this forum needs some quality fueding.

WE WERE YOUNG AND NAIVE
WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WE HAD UNTIL IT WAS GONE

[jamn455]

Ion banned him, don't blame that shit on me.

[Sparda963]

Fuck you, I spent a ton of time writing the lore of Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City,and I even though I enjoy the hard work that went into Gron Hellblade, and the fact that Gron Hellblade has a better lore than every hero other than Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City,I feel that Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City, would be much easier to implement into the game since many of his skills have gone through professional illustration. And if I hear that Yak has ideas of putting Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City, into the game, I may even think about illustrating the last couple of spells.

Plus, Gron has waited this long to steam his revenge, I am sure he can ease off of his lust and ravenous tantrum if it means he gets the opportunity to join the team of the ever popular Arachnus, King of Spiders, Lord of Webs, Ruler of New Web City. Yes, that means he could join the Fel Orcs, but I need a bit of time to think of how to write a proper tie in for the lore.

Oh and Ion, Gron doesn't want to get his vengeance, he wants to steam his revenge.

Wall of text crit mitigated!!!