Eve of the Apocalypse: Twilight

dems fightin werds

Speaking of fighting words

North Korea's military supreme command, however, accused South Korea of firing first and vowed "to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt"

Because nothing says "I've done nothing wrong at all leave me alone okay" like 50-odd artillery shells.

Apparently they have Zues or Thor or something on their side. How the hell are they harnessing the power of thunderbolts?

I think they've been playing too much C&C and have tesla power on the brain

Again, the imperialist stooge SK attacks the peaceful NK who just wants to be left alone.

It really sucks for a country when the USA sets their eye upon them.