Race Battle Extravaganza

[GeneralFunk]

In a battle of races given whites, blacks, asians, hispanics, "natives", and arabic/indian (middle eastern).

In a 2v2v2, what pairs would be formed?

In a 3v3, what races would each side consist of?

Also, in this fabricated scenario, all halflings are dead.

[Lunargent]

What about mixed-heritage people?

[Dekar]

Where do the jews enter the picture?

[Discombobulator]

Where do the jews enter the picture?

In the ovens, lolol.

[Tehw00tz]

Also, in this fabricated scenario, all halflings are dead.

That means you're dead so we all win.

[GeneralFunk]

What about mixed-heritage people?

Non-halfling mix heritage will have to be on the side they consist most of, otherwise die instantly.

Where do the jews enter the picture?

Similar to what Discombobulator said. You killed them all.

Also, in this fabricated scenario, all halflings are dead.

That means you're dead so we all win.

It would be splendid to consider myself a half-ling, but I'm only 1/4th Japanese.
I'm more [CENSORED] than anything else, so I would have to conform to white. (Hopefully they ally with the Asians!)

[Dekar]

Of the given choices, white ally with hispanics in 2on2 and with asians in 3on3.

[DarnYak]

Whites/asians, hispanics/native americans, blacks/middle easterns

Seems pretty obvious to me. As for 3v3, that's more murky.

DarnYak

[GeneralFunk]

I would think it would be Native North Americans and Middle Easterners since they both hate the white man. I know what you're thinking, but black people don't hate the white man, they just dislike the "white man", not saying "nigger" is good enough for most. Also, blacks and hispanics are brothers in ghetto!

[DarnYak]

No, you're forgetting something. Not all black people are in America. Most of them are in Africa, and most of them are muslim. Middle Easterners only get along with fellow muslims, therefore those two are set.

As for hispanics and native americans, i consider them most likely to ally because (as far as i'm aware) latinos are basicly half native american, which is what sets them apart from spanish/europeans.

DarnYak

[Discombobulator]

No, you're forgetting something. Not all black people are in America. Most of them are in Africa, and most of them are muslim. Middle Easterners only get along with fellow muslims, therefore those two are set.

As for hispanics and native americans, i consider them most likely to ally because (as far as i'm aware) latinos are basicly half native american, which is what sets them apart from spanish/europeans.

DarnYak

Around blacks, never relax!

[Ford Prefect]

As for hispanics and native americans, i consider them most likely to ally because (as far as i'm aware) latinos are basicly half native american, which is what sets them apart from spanish/europeans.

DarnYak

I think you're forgetting something; not all natives are native Americans.