Batman is sending me spam
Posted: October 27th, 2009, 5:39 pm
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Ref: The Vice Director, Joint Staff, the Pentagon, Washington DC- USA.
Sir,
With due respect, I write, asking for your indulgence in receiving in your account (US$30,000,000) which my committee wants to keep safely overseas under your supervision, In other words, we would like you to receive the said funds on our behalf....
For your convenience, please go through the below newsletter for information about my personality, position in the office and accomplishment in the U.S Government Defense Forces.
http://www.af.mil/information/bios/bio.asp?bioID=9961
You will be adequately compensated for your personal assistance. And I will in advance need your word of honor that you will keep my identity and other information's regarding this transaction to yourself, and will adhere to the terms which we'll agree on, especially the safety of the part of the resources which is our share. Please destroy this mail if by any reasons you reject this offer.
This is very, very urgent, kindly reply immediately with your Full Names/ Occupation/ Complete Address/ Nationality/ Age/ Telephone Numbers, and I will get back to you with the basic condition of this offer in our next communication.
I sincerely apologize, if you receive this message in your spam/junk folder. I look forward to a reply of some kind.
Yours in Service,
Maj. Gen. Craig A. Franklin
Vice Director, Joint Staff, the Pentagon, Washington DC.
Private e-mail: gencfranklin@ibibo.com
Not only am I getting money, she's leaving Nigeria to meet with me. We're probably going to have sex, it's no big deal though, bros.am Ms Justina Oge. A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria.
I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you.
The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you. Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria; you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian.
The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG. I will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you.
If you are interested. Do get in touch with me immediately, You should send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake.for phone converstion,please call me on +234-8051708534.
Regards,
Ms Justina Oge
Oh, how wrong you are...because NO ONE gives out free money, especially not top level government types like the Pentagon
At least the other emails had like figures and backstories in them, this one is basically saying, "Hey, give me your shit, I'm a doctor."Contact me with you full names, address, cell phone no, occupation age and
sex for a profitable business deal. My private email:(
Raymond-Adenuga2011@hotmail.com )
Kind Regards,
Dr.Raymond Adenuga
Private line: +234 705 762 3921
He is too busy operating and shit to give you a backstory, just give him your money, I am sure he will give it back, I mean he is a doctor.Tehw00tz wrote:Not all Doctors have that charm and wit that Hugh Laurie has.At least the other emails had like figures and backstories in them, this one is basically saying, "Hey, give me your shit, I'm a doctor."Contact me with you full names, address, cell phone no, occupation age and
sex for a profitable business deal. My private email:(
Raymond-Adenuga2011@hotmail.com )
Kind Regards,
Dr.Raymond Adenuga
Private line: +234 705 762 3921