Raiders suck thread and how much better your team is doing
Posted: October 25th, 2009, 10:05 pm
I started watching football this year. Unfortunately I picked the shittiest team [currently], the Oakland Raiders:
The above image sums up the Raiders season thus far. I've actually only sat down to watch two games; today's and when they got ass-raped by the Broncos (who tox jerks off to). I am a huge hockey buff, and even though we have the CFL in Canada I thought shutouts were nigh impossible to achieve in football. But I was proved wrong.
The Raiders are pretty amazing. They looked not bad in their first two games, and then managed an incredible string of fail, kicking only a field goal against Denver (23-3 L), but they managed an improve of 3 more points against the Texans but also gave up another touchdown (29-6). Finally they won a game against the Eagles who sucked terribad (13-9) and then shat the bed today losing 38-0 against the Jets.
The Raiders have a grand total of 5 touchdowns this season, with 1546 total offensive yards, 650 rushing and a -10 turnover ratio. Incredibly, they've hit all their field goals this season (9).
The Raiders are somehow not the worst team in their division however, because the Kansas City Chiefs lost to them because they're even more useless. But they are still really awful. Your teams are probably better, discuss. Also wootz, bring back that awesome guy from before who loved the Buffalo Bills.
The above image sums up the Raiders season thus far. I've actually only sat down to watch two games; today's and when they got ass-raped by the Broncos (who tox jerks off to). I am a huge hockey buff, and even though we have the CFL in Canada I thought shutouts were nigh impossible to achieve in football. But I was proved wrong.
The Raiders are pretty amazing. They looked not bad in their first two games, and then managed an incredible string of fail, kicking only a field goal against Denver (23-3 L), but they managed an improve of 3 more points against the Texans but also gave up another touchdown (29-6). Finally they won a game against the Eagles who sucked terribad (13-9) and then shat the bed today losing 38-0 against the Jets.
The Raiders have a grand total of 5 touchdowns this season, with 1546 total offensive yards, 650 rushing and a -10 turnover ratio. Incredibly, they've hit all their field goals this season (9).
The Raiders are somehow not the worst team in their division however, because the Kansas City Chiefs lost to them because they're even more useless. But they are still really awful. Your teams are probably better, discuss. Also wootz, bring back that awesome guy from before who loved the Buffalo Bills.
