A bit of your time if you will...
Posted: August 28th, 2009, 5:18 pm
Yeeee boiiii! Lend me your ears! 6, 7, 8...
I'm Iron Mike and I'll knock you into space.
I got more punch than Rihanna's face.
Because I float like an inner tube and sting like a scorpion.
I'll hit you so splendiferously, you'll need some morphine.
Ask me if I like to eat meat, I am carnivorous.
Ask me what kind of trees I like, I say coniferous.
Ask me how my attitude is, it is vociferous.
Don't believe the words that I say? Well then consider this...
I am ferocious; my word bank is copious.
In fact, it's supercalafragalistic-aladocious!
I'm Kid Dynamite, always trippin' fight-or-flight.
Cover up your ears baby; I might try a bite.
I ain't crazy, the media filets me.
But now you know I rap like Ludacris or Jay-Z.
I may be spastic, but I'm not made of plastic.
I'm a vicious fighter, but my feelings are elastic.
So I'm not slapstick; I'm majastic.
Fuckin' fantastic, when I grab a chick and slap dick!
But be careful with the chicks and the dicks...
This one time I crossed the line and I got slapped with 3-6.
I don't even get half the shit I spit.
I'm not a dipstick, I just have a wit that is cryptic.
That is all, thank you.
I'm Iron Mike and I'll knock you into space.
I got more punch than Rihanna's face.
Because I float like an inner tube and sting like a scorpion.
I'll hit you so splendiferously, you'll need some morphine.
Ask me if I like to eat meat, I am carnivorous.
Ask me what kind of trees I like, I say coniferous.
Ask me how my attitude is, it is vociferous.
Don't believe the words that I say? Well then consider this...
I am ferocious; my word bank is copious.
In fact, it's supercalafragalistic-aladocious!
I'm Kid Dynamite, always trippin' fight-or-flight.
Cover up your ears baby; I might try a bite.
I ain't crazy, the media filets me.
But now you know I rap like Ludacris or Jay-Z.
I may be spastic, but I'm not made of plastic.
I'm a vicious fighter, but my feelings are elastic.
So I'm not slapstick; I'm majastic.
Fuckin' fantastic, when I grab a chick and slap dick!
But be careful with the chicks and the dicks...
This one time I crossed the line and I got slapped with 3-6.
I don't even get half the shit I spit.
I'm not a dipstick, I just have a wit that is cryptic.
That is all, thank you.
