Balance in RL plz!!
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Balance in RL plz!!
We were doing this in the EotA channel, so why not bring it here, ask for any balance in RL. I'll start.
Abortion pills are imba, they make you die on spawning. Nerf plz
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Abortion pills are imba, they make you die on spawning. Nerf plz
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France's ranged units so need to be nerfed. I mean, they're nuclear for crying out loud! To balance the nerf out though, buff their melee cavalry units. It'll be a good fix.
My principal's authoritative powers needs to be nerfed to. I've managed to get my papers in for the last three years of high school, and now we need to carry freaking planners around and get them signed by all of our seventh hour teachers (If it was ever that important, I'd write the assignment down on my freakin hand.) And you read that right, we have seven hours of school a day now, because we need to go to our homerooms every day this year to discuss our feelings and to make sure that we don't have nasty things in our schools like 'cliques,' because when you have friends, no one wins. Instead of eating lunch with my friends and talking about what interests us, I'll eat lunch with Eddie the burnout and Chet from the polo team. We'll talk about Chet's new white ascott and the girl he nailed last weekend. After that we can talk about the stiches around Eddie's fingers cause he chopped them off on the table saw in the Woods lab last Friday. It'll be sweet.
Yeah, that was a rant if I've ever wrote one.
My principal's authoritative powers needs to be nerfed to. I've managed to get my papers in for the last three years of high school, and now we need to carry freaking planners around and get them signed by all of our seventh hour teachers (If it was ever that important, I'd write the assignment down on my freakin hand.) And you read that right, we have seven hours of school a day now, because we need to go to our homerooms every day this year to discuss our feelings and to make sure that we don't have nasty things in our schools like 'cliques,' because when you have friends, no one wins. Instead of eating lunch with my friends and talking about what interests us, I'll eat lunch with Eddie the burnout and Chet from the polo team. We'll talk about Chet's new white ascott and the girl he nailed last weekend. After that we can talk about the stiches around Eddie's fingers cause he chopped them off on the table saw in the Woods lab last Friday. It'll be sweet.
Yeah, that was a rant if I've ever wrote one.
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Wow, your school really sucks... I got school from 0750 to 1305 (5!!!) 4 days a week, with Physical education from 1350-1500 twice, and on Wednesday I got school from 0750 to 1400... (24h scheme)... dunno whether that is better than 7 lessons a day...
Apart from that we got sucky new school laws and central exams... ~~ so sad... epecially when the teachers suck as always... I am pretty sure we will all fail oO.
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Apart from that we got sucky new school laws and central exams... ~~ so sad... epecially when the teachers suck as always... I am pretty sure we will all fail oO.
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My principal's authoritative powers needs to be nerfed to. I've managed to get my papers in for the last three years of high school, and now we need to carry freaking planners around and get them signed by all of our seventh hour teachers (If it was ever that important, I'd write the assignment down on my freakin hand.) And you read that right, we have seven hours of school a day now, because we need to go to our homerooms every day this year to discuss our feelings and to make sure that we don't have nasty things in our schools like 'cliques,' because when you have friends, no one wins. Instead of eating lunch with my friends and talking about what interests us, I'll eat lunch with Eddie the burnout and Chet from the polo team. We'll talk about Chet's new white ascott and the girl he nailed last weekend. After that we can talk about the stiches around Eddie's fingers cause he chopped them off on the table saw in the Woods lab last Friday. It'll be sweet.
My old school tried exercising some authoritative control similar to the situation you experiancead. It was called "Silent Reading Time".
It seemed like a good idea at first. Until, as usual, the establishment's attempts at expanding the student bodies overall literary capiabilites culminated in several fights, several new smoke pits and a stabbing.
This all because teachers didn't "have to worry about kids doing naughty things around the school, because they'll all be busy reading!" Reading what?
PORNOGRAPHY OF COURSE!
That is, when they weren't growing weed in the vicinity, smoking in the "lunch plaza, cafeteria, school recreation area and the gym", and they were fucking interested in taking 35 extra minutes of school a day to read.
Over getting high and presumably fucking somebody. w00t.
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Looks like our schools aren't as bad as I thought... we just drink alcohol in school until we are blue and teachers find us, boys and girls together on the toilet oO Actually I don't drink alcohol at all, but that happened last christmas.
So nerf the teachers please, they shouldnt find such things out
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So nerf the teachers please, they shouldnt find such things out
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Teachers have longer line of sight, far sight, and true sight. Their intelligence level is very low though so they don't have enough mana to cast far sight.Hammel wrote:Looks like our schools aren't as bad as I thought... we just drink alcohol in school until we are blue and teachers find us, boys and girls together on the toilet oO Actually I don't drink alcohol at all, but that happened last christmas.
So nerf the teachers please, they shouldnt find such things out
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LOLOLOLOL Nerf 51 year-old nurses, they totally wtfpwn hitmen
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14859827/?GT1=8506
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14859827/?GT1=8506
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Um, according to that new report she strangled him with her bare hands, she being the nurse, him being the hitman.Hammel wrote:A professional hitman had just owned her... so nerf hitmen, k?
MSNBC wrote:But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband — Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. — to kill her.
She was struck in the head and wrested the weapon away, but the struggle continued and Haffey bit the nurse, according to police. A large woman, she was eventually able to get the slight Haffey into a chokehold and police later found him dead in a hallway. An autopsy revealed the cause of death as strangulation.
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Bullets can be traced back to the guns that they were fired from, traced back the buyer. He would've stashed the weapon in which case the police would've found it and traced the finger prints back to him. If he would've kept the weapon the police would search his residence, in which case they would find the gun and case closed. A hammer cannot be traced back to who bought it, they are regularly sold in masses, firearms are not.Hammel wrote:Y, but a professional had taken a gun and shot her... taking a hammer is just... noobstyle.
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Geeze dont you get CSI or Law and Order in Europe?
Paladins use hammers and they totally wtfpwn everything.
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