Eve of the Apocalypse: Twilight

Bonjourno dear friends! I was reading about for a while and now i'm registered:)
Hope i'm welcome here:)

If this is a spambot, it's getting smart.

Welcome!

Though they're are three major assholes prevalent to these forums. You, of course, need to know who they are.

They include:

Jamn 455
Discombobulator
Tehwootz

Other than that, most here are pretty decent people, enjoy your stay!

DarkNemesis is a troll.

Perhaps is the coolest person on this forum. No lie.

Use your head, don't piss people off, and you'll live.

Don't expect the mods to jump in; you're bein' thrown in with the sharks. But you knew that, didn't you?

CryptLord1234 wrote:Use your head, don't piss people off, and you'll live.

Don't expect the mods to jump in; you're bein' thrown in with the sharks. But you knew that, didn't you?

I'm not sure who this message pertains to?

I suppose it could be me...

I suppose you could stop quoting the person that posts right before you.

Welcome, I don't like italian people.

I don't like jamn people

You don't like women either, but I don't hold that against you.

jamn455 wrote:You don't like women either, but I don't hold that against you.

The pink text suggests you're gay

Is that the best you can do? Really, you cannot troll better than that?

If we are going to use lame jokes, then your mom didn't mind my pink text last night.

jamn455 wrote:Is that the best you can do? Really, you cannot troll better than that?

If we are going to use lame jokes, then your mom didn't mind my pink text last night.

Children, children...

Shut it you french speaking douchebag.

double combo

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I need pictures of Spiderman!!!

DarkNemesis wrote:Welcome!

Though they're are three major assholes prevalent to these forums. You, of course, need to know who they are.

They include:

Jamn 455
Discombobulator
Tehwootz

Other than that, most here are pretty decent people, enjoy your stay!

Wow, are you like 7 years old? Stuff like that is retarded and immature even on the playground (which I'm sure you should be visiting, instead of trolling this forum).

I think I've finally realized what you are: a kid who gets bullied at school _a lot_ and feels a need to get back at those who bully him online. The three of us are the alpha males of this forum and are the equivalent of that guy that "takes" your lunch money every day. You react to us the way you are afraid to react in real life, by flinging petty insults, trying to appear strong and mature and generally trying to look less of a loser then you are. You fail so much at all of the above that you had to get another account, and another, and something tells me that this kid from Gibraltar might be another of those newcomers who instantly agree with you in everything.

Please, kill yourself. you're a problem for our society. If you love anyone in this world, do it for them. As I've said on this board before, cutting your neck is the best option for a plethora of reasons.

You're nothing but a complete loser in real life, you're nothing but a complete loser online, and guess what: you'll never be anything but a complete loser.
Please, be a real man and a real person for once in your pathetic life. Kill yourself.

Good god people, next person to flame is getting banned

Discombobulator wrote:I think I've finally realized what you are: a kid who gets bullied at school _a lot_ and feels a need to get back at those who bully him online.

Conventional wisdom says this is *everyone* on the internet.

Flaming aside though, welcome to the forums and welcome to Clan EotA. If you got through this hazing without taking anything I have said personal, then you will be a cool guy. Just know that I do not take stupidity very kindly, and anything you say here will be subject to fine comb searching for errors and ways to push your buttons. As long as you can take a joke, things will go great in your visits to these glorious forums, and you will even be able to use them for a good laugh every once in a while.

Welcome,

Clan EotA East Recruiter jamn455

jamn455 wrote:Flaming aside though, welcome to the forums and welcome to Clan EotA. If you got through this hazing without taking anything I have said personal, then you will be a cool guy. Just know that I do not take stupidity very kindly, and anything you say here will be subject to fine comb searching for errors and ways to push your buttons. As long as you can take a joke, things will go great in your visits to these glorious forums, and you will even be able to use them for a good laugh every once in a while.

Welcome,

Clan EotA East Recruiter jamn455

Be subject to fine comb searching--Jamn 455. Omg...
I don't mean to flame or attack here, honestly. But who the hell gave you the power to enforce this? I think it's a fair enough question.

Again, welcome Evipundinvant. Don't mind Jamn, he just gets a little...excited about the forums. Thinks he's a mod or something.

Man you guys are brutal, pretty soon limbs are going to start flying off. Dark, please stfu already. You really didnt need to start this flamewar by posting that. And you other guys are just feeding the troll.

Sparda963 wrote:Man you guys are brutal, pretty soon limbs are going to start flying off. Dark, please stfu already. You really didnt need to start this flamewar by posting that. And you other guys are just feeding the troll.

I dunno about the others, but I'm having fun.

Storamin wrote: Conventional wisdom says this is *everyone* on the internet.

Want a picture of my bicep?

I don't think anyone cares anymore, but Evipundinvant is a bot.