Eve of the Apocalypse: Twilight

A reading from Genesis 6:

"An teh sons ov Ceiling Cat saw taht teh dawters ov mens wer rly hot An sexy; An dey sed "PENIS GOES WHERE?" An dey had sexxs but no buttsecks cuz it wuznt inventd yet.

Amen brother.

The power of Christ compels you, demon.

An taek teh f00dz dat all teh ppl An aminals lieks 2 eatz, An gathr it up; An it shall b 4 fud 4 u, An 4 them. An noah sed thers gonna b lotz ov $#!+ to shuvl wif all dem aminals An stuff, An Ceiling Cat sed stfu i iz givez dem all rael bad constipashun so dont worry about it. An noah sed k and stfu'd.

Oh, and of course

I AM BEOWULF!

I wish I lived in Bible times...

No you dont, gays were put to death.

What is with you and gays?

Gays = infestation of badness(including you?)

I'm an infestation of badness? Can you please elaborate?

You are like a tick, you suck the blood out of our community, but you dont suck blood, you suck penis.

So I'm.. sucking all the penis out of the community?

Yes, you are sucking all of the penis.

Out of the community?

Yes, you are sucking tons of penis.

Not as much penis as you though, right?

I noz leikz teh penis3s, I leikz teh girlz wit teh boobz en teh vagina.

I AM TOTALLY STRAIGHT, I'M AS STRAIGHT AS JAMN, WHICH IS LIKE SUPER STRAIGHT, STRAIGHTER THAN A LASER. I LIKE VAGINA AND BOOBS. IF I EVER SEE ANOTHER MAN'S PENIS I WOULD LIKE BE EXPLODED.

Ok

I agree.

I'm glad we can agree.
Just to recap all the points we find agreeable
1) Me and jamn are straighter than lasers
2) Vampires give no reflections in mirrors
3) Nobody knows how many disks Guild Wars Factions needs to install and run
4) Butt secks wasn't invented until some time after the book of Genesis's events occured.

And the clan is full of assholes, other than a few cool people.

I'd say that for east, for west it's like an episode Carebears.
Well not as HUG HUG HUG, more like /ME HUG HUG HUG
Also, Emu is going to come in here and be like "What the fuck you guys"