Yes or no?

[Perhaps]

I says no.

[Soulbourne]

All depends on your point of view. The debate is mentally, physically and spiritually being other two possible ones, some would say no sense she hasn't experienced it, other's would say your not a virgin after porn, then the arguments in between. As for the other two, spiritually, nope, physically, you have to have this one physical attribute destroyed too lose that definition, but it doesn't take the act of sex to do that.


That has been the lesson today, this lesson has proved that I've either given up on most people here; or that I'm drunk on tiredness, alcohol, or something else...

[Storamin]

hell no...

might as well give up the vagina virginity.

i always loved how in college girls would pretend like their vagina was worth something... you gave it up before it aint worth shit!

[Discombobulator]

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"
And Mary thought that was weird.

Kenny: So he sat (Mmmmmppppppppph)
(Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."

Kenny: For you can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

Kenny: I know you'd like to play,

And suck right through the night,

Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see

Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money

Kenny: And she needed a place to sleep

Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep

Kenny: Because, you can suck all the dick you want...
And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.

Together: If there's no room at the inn
Its not considered a sin

Kenny: So suck my dick and get away from me.

[Laughs]

Mr. Hankey: That's right!
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch

Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.

Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin
So have a dildo three miles in

Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin

Kenny: To everyone gone down on Christmas.

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can take it from the ox and the lamb...

Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick.

Kenny: For sucking the biggest dick.

Together: Because sucking dick bring peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: Because sucking dick...

Mr. Hankey: ..bring peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: You can suck my dick!

[Laughter]

[Pheonick]

First of all, Disco is awesome for quoting South Park to that extent.

She's still a virgin, but no longer daddy's little girl.