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Raiders suck thread and how much better your team is doing

#1 Post by Luftwaffles »

I started watching football this year. Unfortunately I picked the shittiest team [currently], the Oakland Raiders:

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The above image sums up the Raiders season thus far. I've actually only sat down to watch two games; today's and when they got ass-raped by the Broncos (who tox jerks off to). I am a huge hockey buff, and even though we have the CFL in Canada I thought shutouts were nigh impossible to achieve in football. But I was proved wrong.

The Raiders are pretty amazing. They looked not bad in their first two games, and then managed an incredible string of fail, kicking only a field goal against Denver (23-3 L), but they managed an improve of 3 more points against the Texans but also gave up another touchdown (29-6). Finally they won a game against the Eagles who sucked terribad (13-9) and then shat the bed today losing 38-0 against the Jets.

The Raiders have a grand total of 5 touchdowns this season, with 1546 total offensive yards, 650 rushing and a -10 turnover ratio. Incredibly, they've hit all their field goals this season (9).

The Raiders are somehow not the worst team in their division however, because the Kansas City Chiefs lost to them because they're even more useless. But they are still really awful. Your teams are probably better, discuss. Also wootz, bring back that awesome guy from before who loved the Buffalo Bills.
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Where did you first here the phrase "Shit the bed"?
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I like the bengals and they only half suck this year
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#4 Post by Luftwaffles »

Where did you first here the phrase "Shit the bed"?
I don't remember, but it pretty much describes the Raiders start to this season.
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The team is just one panther
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One is all the team needs, apparently.

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#9 Post by Cokemonkey11 »

We beat an "average" team 50 to 0 a couple weeks ago, playing literally everyone on the team (second and third string, etc)

I'd call that a shutout in football..
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#10 Post by Luftwaffles »

These pictures help describe the greatness of the Raider's suckage:

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Raider defense at work.

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Most Raiders plays end begin like this.

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Raiders fans 5:00 into the first quarter.
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