Raiders suck thread and how much better your team is doing
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Raiders suck thread and how much better your team is doing
I started watching football this year. Unfortunately I picked the shittiest team [currently], the Oakland Raiders:
The above image sums up the Raiders season thus far. I've actually only sat down to watch two games; today's and when they got ass-raped by the Broncos (who tox jerks off to). I am a huge hockey buff, and even though we have the CFL in Canada I thought shutouts were nigh impossible to achieve in football. But I was proved wrong.
The Raiders are pretty amazing. They looked not bad in their first two games, and then managed an incredible string of fail, kicking only a field goal against Denver (23-3 L), but they managed an improve of 3 more points against the Texans but also gave up another touchdown (29-6). Finally they won a game against the Eagles who sucked terribad (13-9) and then shat the bed today losing 38-0 against the Jets.
The Raiders have a grand total of 5 touchdowns this season, with 1546 total offensive yards, 650 rushing and a -10 turnover ratio. Incredibly, they've hit all their field goals this season (9).
The Raiders are somehow not the worst team in their division however, because the Kansas City Chiefs lost to them because they're even more useless. But they are still really awful. Your teams are probably better, discuss. Also wootz, bring back that awesome guy from before who loved the Buffalo Bills.
The above image sums up the Raiders season thus far. I've actually only sat down to watch two games; today's and when they got ass-raped by the Broncos (who tox jerks off to). I am a huge hockey buff, and even though we have the CFL in Canada I thought shutouts were nigh impossible to achieve in football. But I was proved wrong.
The Raiders are pretty amazing. They looked not bad in their first two games, and then managed an incredible string of fail, kicking only a field goal against Denver (23-3 L), but they managed an improve of 3 more points against the Texans but also gave up another touchdown (29-6). Finally they won a game against the Eagles who sucked terribad (13-9) and then shat the bed today losing 38-0 against the Jets.
The Raiders have a grand total of 5 touchdowns this season, with 1546 total offensive yards, 650 rushing and a -10 turnover ratio. Incredibly, they've hit all their field goals this season (9).
The Raiders are somehow not the worst team in their division however, because the Kansas City Chiefs lost to them because they're even more useless. But they are still really awful. Your teams are probably better, discuss. Also wootz, bring back that awesome guy from before who loved the Buffalo Bills.
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Re: Raiders suck thread and how much better your team is doing
Where did you first here the phrase "Shit the bed"?
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Re: Raiders suck thread and how much better your team is doing
I like the bengals and they only half suck this year
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Re: Raiders suck thread and how much better your team is doing
I don't remember, but it pretty much describes the Raiders start to this season.Where did you first here the phrase "Shit the bed"?
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My local icehockey team beat the winners of the last season 6:4 and they are on the third place atm.
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The team is just one panther
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Re: Raiders suck thread and how much better your team is doing
One is all the team needs, apparently.
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Re: Raiders suck thread and how much better your team is doing
We beat an "average" team 50 to 0 a couple weeks ago, playing literally everyone on the team (second and third string, etc)
I'd call that a shutout in football..
I'd call that a shutout in football..
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Re: Raiders suck thread and how much better your team is doing
These pictures help describe the greatness of the Raider's suckage:
Raider defense at work.
Most Raiders playsend begin like this.
Raiders fans 5:00 into the first quarter.
Raider defense at work.
Most Raiders plays
Raiders fans 5:00 into the first quarter.
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