A bit of your time if you will...

[GeneralFunk]

Yeeee boiiii! Lend me your ears! 6, 7, 8...
I'm Iron Mike and I'll knock you into space.
I got more punch than Rihanna's face.
Because I float like an inner tube and sting like a scorpion.
I'll hit you so splendiferously, you'll need some morphine.
Ask me if I like to eat meat, I am carnivorous.
Ask me what kind of trees I like, I say coniferous.
Ask me how my attitude is, it is vociferous.
Don't believe the words that I say? Well then consider this...
I am ferocious; my word bank is copious.
In fact, it's supercalafragalistic-aladocious!
I'm Kid Dynamite, always trippin' fight-or-flight.
Cover up your ears baby; I might try a bite.
I ain't crazy, the media filets me.
But now you know I rap like Ludacris or Jay-Z.

I may be spastic, but I'm not made of plastic.
I'm a vicious fighter, but my feelings are elastic.
So I'm not slapstick; I'm majastic.
Fuckin' fantastic, when I grab a chick and slap dick!
But be careful with the chicks and the dicks...
This one time I crossed the line and I got slapped with 3-6.
I don't even get half the shit I spit.
I'm not a dipstick, I just have a wit that is cryptic.



That is all, thank you.

[Dark_Nemesis]

I'm gonna have to say no, for 4 reasons:

1). Your relentless posting is kinda annoying Perhaps.

2.) Your posts tend to be about anything important, or nothing, or both.

3). Not in the mood for poetry.

4). The sexually-graphic scenes aren't really necessary or mature on this forum (imo).

Thank you for the thought though

And no personal offense intended.

[Tehw00tz]

IM AT THE PIZZA HUT
IM AT THE TACO BELL
IM AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

[Cokemonkey11]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boafDfigiAo

[Dekar]

Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse

He rides across the nation
The thoroughbred of sin
He got the application
You just sent in

It needs evaluation
So let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force
A murder would be nice, of course

Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
He’s bad

The Evil League of Evil
Is watching, so beware
The grade that you receive
Will be your last, we swear

So make the Bad Horse gleeful
Or he’ll make you his mare . . .

Get saddled up
There’s no recourse
It’s Hi-Ho Silver
Signed Bad Horse