Hammel wrote:It is "faScist"... and the person in his sig is Niels Bohr, not Neils...
1.) In our form of English, the name Neil is generally spelt as such. My bad.
2.) I did indeed mean facist, which is ten times more evil than fascist. Facism is the goverment used by the country of the Maldives. While the Maldives may look like a quiant tourist attraction it is actually a Canadian puppet state that is responsible for driving the Canadian war machine. The facist goverment, an
xtreme form of fascism, is currently laboring on harvesting vast amounts of fish, whos oil is used to power Canada's
giant fighting robots. You may ask why the Canadians, our fun loving friends from the near-north, are hell bent on producing these walking machinations of death, but the answer is simple. You see, the current Afghan President,
Hamid Karzai is planning on touring Montreal on September 23rd, speaking to large French Canadian organizations. However, the Afghan President has no intent of returning to Afghanistan, as his clear intent is to seceed Quebec from the rest of Canada to form the
Republique du Quebec which will trigger a massive war between the two nations. Fortunatly, Canada is prepared for such a war, and that is why they are building the robots. Logicially, the main battlefield will be in the iron rich lands of Luxembourgh, where the world will be able to first see the terrible might of Canada's giant fighting robots that can all transform into construction vehicles. I, being the first member of the press to know about them, am going to coin the name
Constructicons for them. Soon the Canadian government will be saying "Getting things done
and kicking French ass for all of us."