EotA ftw.
EotA ftw.
This is a forum for everyone to fantasize about how awesome EotA is.
If I was to imagine myself doing anything, it'd probably be someone like Lucy Liu, or Jessica Alba. Simply because their hot. But since that is almost a hundred percent out of the question, the next best thing would be arson, or just sex period.
Since I'm not doing either at the moment, I'd love to be doing EotA. EotA's awesome. I love EotA.
I've decided to name my first born kid EotA.
Bet you believed me. Good on you, but you're fucking wrong, my first kid's name is Julio (Hoo-lee-oh).
Or is it?
I shouldn't be allowed to have kids. For all your sakes.
If I was to imagine myself doing anything, it'd probably be someone like Lucy Liu, or Jessica Alba. Simply because their hot. But since that is almost a hundred percent out of the question, the next best thing would be arson, or just sex period.
Since I'm not doing either at the moment, I'd love to be doing EotA. EotA's awesome. I love EotA.
I've decided to name my first born kid EotA.
Bet you believed me. Good on you, but you're fucking wrong, my first kid's name is Julio (Hoo-lee-oh).
Or is it?
I shouldn't be allowed to have kids. For all your sakes.
Ion.
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Re: EotA ftw.
Fixed.Ion wrote:I shouldn't be allowed to have kids. For the human race's sake.
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If there was anything in this world I could make explode, it would be that FUCKING wasp that FUCKING stung me today.
I hate wasps.
And I hate snakes.
Snakes on a Plane changed my life. I've now turned away from my former angry, psychopathic self to lead a life of retribution and cleansing in the name of the good Lord Yak.
I've decided to call my crusade "Snakes on a Fucking Stake".
Why stake? Because stakes are used to kill Vampires. And I hate Vampire almost as much as I hate Snakes. But sadly you can't carry a crate of vampires onto a plane, then have a timed-button release them all into the plane, 'cause that wouldn't be scary.
Infact that'd be down right stupid.
But Snakes, fuck Snakes. I hate Snakes. All Snakes should die. That's what my crusade is for: to purge the world of the ugliest, stupidest, most retarded creature ever concepted by the Flying Sphegetti Monster (who rules the world from his humble abode in the land of the Philly Cheese Steak).
So I'm going to march around the world with a sawed-off shotgun and just blast the shit out of snakes. Why? So they don't find their way onto a plane and bit your nipples while you're having sex in the bathroom, or come out of your oxygen dispensers and bit your face, or eat your dog, then eat some annoying bitchy ass buisnessman 'cause he's a queer.
Or get fucked over by Samuel L. Jackson because Samuel L. Jackson kicks so much ass. He's so black he makes the word "darkness" obselete because all you have to use is "SAMUEL L!" and people will know what you're trying to say. [eg. "Man, it's so fucking dark in here" <-- WRONG "Holy shit it's like fuckin' Sammy L. in here!" <-- HELLZ YEAH)
By the way, if you haven't seen Snakes on a Plane, the above might contain spoilers.
Preceed with caution. I'm so witty.
I hate wasps.
And I hate snakes.
Snakes on a Plane changed my life. I've now turned away from my former angry, psychopathic self to lead a life of retribution and cleansing in the name of the good Lord Yak.
I've decided to call my crusade "Snakes on a Fucking Stake".
Why stake? Because stakes are used to kill Vampires. And I hate Vampire almost as much as I hate Snakes. But sadly you can't carry a crate of vampires onto a plane, then have a timed-button release them all into the plane, 'cause that wouldn't be scary.
Infact that'd be down right stupid.
But Snakes, fuck Snakes. I hate Snakes. All Snakes should die. That's what my crusade is for: to purge the world of the ugliest, stupidest, most retarded creature ever concepted by the Flying Sphegetti Monster (who rules the world from his humble abode in the land of the Philly Cheese Steak).
So I'm going to march around the world with a sawed-off shotgun and just blast the shit out of snakes. Why? So they don't find their way onto a plane and bit your nipples while you're having sex in the bathroom, or come out of your oxygen dispensers and bit your face, or eat your dog, then eat some annoying bitchy ass buisnessman 'cause he's a queer.
Or get fucked over by Samuel L. Jackson because Samuel L. Jackson kicks so much ass. He's so black he makes the word "darkness" obselete because all you have to use is "SAMUEL L!" and people will know what you're trying to say. [eg. "Man, it's so fucking dark in here" <-- WRONG "Holy shit it's like fuckin' Sammy L. in here!" <-- HELLZ YEAH)
By the way, if you haven't seen Snakes on a Plane, the above might contain spoilers.
Preceed with caution. I'm so witty.
Ion.
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As you speak of Optimus Prime: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
--> Watch this movie.
-Ham
--> Watch this movie.
-Ham
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I've seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, and it changed my life in ways only killer fruits who think they are vegetables can. Truly amazing. You can blame all bad movies on me, since I'm the guy who keeps buying them, thus allowing the industry to flourish.
And I've got the Ultimate Showdown on a CD in my car. You can't out cool me, don't even try.
I'm calling my kid Isosceles.
And I've got the Ultimate Showdown on a CD in my car. You can't out cool me, don't even try.
I'm calling my kid Isosceles.
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