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#1 Post by Ion »

I challenge you this week to...

- Play as TC in an EotA-HB hosted public game with at least 2 other clannies (CaT or EotA) OR people who are knowledgeable about EotA and keep it real without the tag, on the opposing team. .
- Build as you please but you must get at least 5 Degen kills on the opposing clannies
- No item restrictions for this week, but bonus points to anyone who does it without max rings.
*- You must also win the game without massing drakes. Werks are acceptable.

Post your replays up here. I personally expect none of you to bother, but the challenge is here for the real men who have the balls to try.
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#2 Post by Perhaps »

What about massing dr00ds?!

Also, for the sake of creating controversy, because I like to invoke or influence conflict... Who of CaT/EotA qualify as "knowledgeable" and who don't?
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#3 Post by Ion »

Mass Druids all you want, Drakes I chose just because they can focus fire over units and tend to go for heroes, making your Degen easier.

"Knowledgeable" is a stuck-up ass word I chose for anyone who looks like they know what they're doing in game. Anyone in the clans you can get to play count as "knowledgeable" even if they suck or are as dumb as fuck, I don't care. And anyone from the Clans just because I assume they've played EotA before. If you choose weaker people fine you're just more of a pussy is all.

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#4 Post by Perhaps »

What if the persons doesn't knows they is weaker? Which goes back to the who is and who isn't of Cat/EotA? Stating such can filter out players and the person customize to their challenge, what if they don't want to be a pussy, don't they want to know who the weakest links am? And if they want the hardest, won't they wants to knows the best? >_>
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#5 Post by Ion »

If you have more then one question about it maybe you should reconsider taking it. It's not for pussies or pansies; this is a challenge for men.

I put down the facts, follow them, figure it out and the post the replays. Nothing else needs to be said.
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#6 Post by Dekar »

What about Degen assists?
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#7 Post by Ion »

Count Degen assists all you want, but we all know that when real men start a job, they finish it (i.e kills is all that matters).
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#8 Post by Dekar »

Even when you just take the last 10 hp in melee range with Degen?
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#9 Post by Perhaps »

What about using 'ploits?!
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Is nets + Aero fair game? :lol:
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#11 Post by Perhaps »

Or rather is all pick allowed? On top of that have Treant, Aeromancess, Emberwraith, and Ice Spinner as teammates?!

Also, are we allowed to use the Ballet Shoes in Stormwail?
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#12 Post by Dekar »

So, did this challenge die?
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#13 Post by Perhaps »

Perhaps we need to up the stakes? Instead of Time Cleric, have it be Emberwraith, and it's required you get at least 5 kills with Pyroclasm.
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#14 Post by Ion »

We need real men, not pussies.

Clearly no one can complete my challenge but Tox, who doesn't care enough to partake. So you're all a bunch of fags.

On another note, I will release my second challenge tomorrow and I have higher hopes this time around. But then again, maybe you're all just a bunch of boring women who should be out douching or something hilariously pathetic like that instead of reading my manly challenge thread.
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How come his replay amn't here?
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#16 Post by Ion »

This week's next challange...

Beat Tox in a game of EotA, then a game of DotA, consecutively. Bonus points if you do it by yourself and he has useful people to help him (as per defined by him).

Tox did not ask to be a part of my challenges, nor has he consented to take part in a two-game series. That's your job to figure out.

You have till next Sunday.

Anyone who does not complete this challenge, with the exception of yummy Warskull, has no penis and loses all their street cred.

Good luck mofos.
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#17 Post by jamn455 »

This is impossible. If you are lucky enough to find a way and beat him in EotA, don't you think he will be pissed at you and dominate you in DotA? That is how I see it going down.
Line 'em up.
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#18 Post by DarnYak »

It also ignores the challenge of getting tox to play eota at all

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#19 Post by DarkNemesis »

Also, are we allowed to use the Ballet Shoes in Stormwail?
I could never figure out what those did. Someone want to enlighten me?

Oh btw, why TC?
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#20 Post by jamn455 »

Because it takes a very small bit of skill to kill someone that actually knows what they are doing with degeneration.
Line 'em up.
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#21 Post by DarkNemesis »

jamn455 wrote:Because it takes a very small bit of skill to kill someone that actually knows what they are doing with degeneration.
I could say the same for around half of the other EotA heros. I will admit, though, that hero-killing with the Cleric can be difficult. No argument there. However, her innate talent helps greatly imo.

She still needs an AoE...
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#22 Post by Perhaps »

New challenge! Don't do Ion's challenge! Real men don't give in to peer pressure!
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#23 Post by DarkNemesis »

Perhaps wrote:New challenge! Don't do Ion's challenge! Real men don't give in to peer pressure!
Hilarious, I laughed.

I'm up to this, definitely. Since TC is one of the most boring heros in the game. No offense, but she isn't exactly a trip to Six Flags.
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I think you're missing the point
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#25 Post by Ion »

It also ignores the challenge of getting tox to play eota at all

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Tox did not ask to be a part of my challenges, nor has he consented to take part in a two-game series. That's your job to figure out.
Quite clearly part of the challenge.
This is impossible. If you are lucky enough to find a way and beat him in EotA, don't you think he will be pissed at you and dominate you in DotA? That is how I see it going down.
That's why it's called a challenge FFS.

Stop being pussies and start completing challenges.
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